Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Attention Staff:The Board of My Life is pleased to share an announcement regarding a change of leadership. For the first time in 31 years, My Life... | Continue reading
- - -Q: You make money playing poker. How did it start?A: In a way, I was part of the wave that started in 2003. That’s considered the beginning ... | Continue reading
“I have stayed quiet with the approach of the election, but I’m troubled by our politics, as it has moved away from spirited debate to a vile, vitu... | Continue reading
Hey. I hear you think you have pretty good taste in movies. That’s not your fault. Maybe you’ve never been told any different. That’s why I, a guy ... | Continue reading
Some people don’t think that conservative feminists exist, but that’s just not true. We’re strong, proud, and as loud as our husbands allow. I beli... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Salutations Fellow Black Initiate,I saw your picture in the stack of members set to join us in rural Pennsylvania, and I wanted to reach out to sa... | Continue reading
“Democracy isn’t the objective; liberty, peace, and prosperity are. We want the human condition to flourish. Rank democracy can thwart that.” — ... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
NameThanksgiving in Canada is known simply as Thanksgiving — or action de grâce! if you’re fancy. It’s never called “Canadian Thanksgiving.” Natio... | Continue reading
Thank you, esteemed senators, for setting aside four full days to verbally waterboard me — or, in the Republicans’ case, to fawn over my CV and mak... | Continue reading
Back when I started “social distancing,” there wasn’t even a term for it. I mean, I’ve never been into major labels. I first got into doing it when... | Continue reading
1. Lying2. Waiting3. Pondering4. Recollection of Recent Mistakes5. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)”6. Annoyance7. Realization that This Could... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Art by Matt Smith- - -Now thing is, the Vikings were all ovah the fuckin’ place a thousand yee’ahs ago. I mean these guys got ‘round, n’ it wasn’... | Continue reading
VICE-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATEKINGSBURY HALLSALT LAKE CITY, UTOCTOBER 7, 2020- - -9:04 PM: Susan Page of USA Today opens the debate like a college fr... | Continue reading
“We’ve spent two point five trillion dollars over the term…in office, my term. That’s over three and a half years two point five… think of that, tw... | Continue reading
One ill-timed coughA guy standing five feet awaySeasonal allergiesA gender-reveal partyA nearly-empty toilet paper rollThe P-wordThe letter Q... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
“There are two wolves inside you,” said the old man. “They are fighting to the death. One is anger, one is love.”“Which one will win?” said the bo... | Continue reading
Hi Nicole,We haven’t received your rent for September, so I just wanted to check-in with you. Here at 10 Chernobyl Lane, our residents’ happiness ... | Continue reading
To be read before the 2020 Presidential Election. Register to vote, or check to make sure you’re registered to vote here.- - -Early in President ... | Continue reading
“Why Pee?” – Girl in my 5th-grade class“Yipee!” – Girl in my 9th-grade class“Iman” – Girl in my 11th-grade Oxbridge program who was a part-time m... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
You always knew Four Loko, the high-alcohol canned malt beverage that was successfully sued for being too deadly, was bold as hell. Now, more than ... | Continue reading
1. All calendar appointments now default to repeating on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays. All calendar appointments created on Wednesdays wil... | Continue reading
“Young Prince Hamlet is sound of mind and body! We would describe his case of melancholy as ‘very mild.’ Reports of him running around on the battl... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
1. Google what a county election office is.2. Request a ballot from your county election office.3. Ask your mailman when he thinks the ballot wil... | Continue reading
Hello, Peter Ludlow here, coming to you from the Isla Nublar Medical Center here at Jurassic Park. As you might’ve heard, on Friday I was mauled by... | Continue reading
1. “The release of only sketchy information made it difficult for outside medical experts to assess [his] condition.”2. “While [his] death or inca... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
As I’m sure you have seen by now, Emperor Palpatine has recently suffered horrific injuries after being thrown into the Death Star’s reactor, which... | Continue reading
Dear Federal Elections Commission:I’m writing you to excuse my patient, the Honorable Donald J. Trump, from this year’s election process as he has... | Continue reading
Dear me,If you think this year minus the coronavirus outbreak would somehow be all sunshine and rainbows, you’ve got another thing coming. Several... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
In the criminal justice system, politically based offenses are regarded as especially heinous. In the Pacific Northwest, a group of decentralized m... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
The People: What is happening?The Answer: We’re having an election.P: A presidential election?A: A presidential election.P: Oh, good. When?A:... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Apple picking and hayrides are great, but the best part of autumn is cozying up inside. Plus, we’ll have to stay in once the election, pandemic, an... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
I know some of you think I’m being dramatic, but after watching the debate, it’s clear that our democracy is facing a chilling scenario. I never th... | Continue reading
- - -This Friday, Good Music to Avert the Collapse of American Democracy, Vol. 2, goes live on Bandcamp. It’s available for only 24 hours. Buy the... | Continue reading
“Donald Trump ruined the biggest layup in the history of debates by saying — not condemning white supremacists. I don’t know if he didn’t hear it,... | Continue reading
9:03 PM: Moderator and Fox News anchor Chris Wallace opens the debate by welcoming the at-home audience in a calm cadence, blissfully and perhaps r... | Continue reading
Hey Friend!How was your summer? Ours was rough. We got some scary news this spring, and I haven’t known how to tell you, since you’ve been having ... | Continue reading