Imagine if Hillary fired her cabinet officials via Twitter and then replaced them with members of a Fleetwood Mac tribute band and they played all ... | Continue reading
To the esteemed members of our faculty and staff,First of all, let me say that I sincerely hope you are all safe and healthy during this trying ti... | Continue reading
“Trump is shrugging off warnings by scientists that the easing restrictions taking place across the country could cause tens of thousands of death... | Continue reading
Monday, April 27, 2020, 6:00 AMGood morning! This is an email to let you know that we will be sending another email later this afternoon. That em... | Continue reading
Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo | Continue reading
Your name is Sarah.A stranger has walked up to you, explained how a system of transportation works, and left before you could further converse wit... | Continue reading
From an early point in your infancy, you people have been done a great injustice. Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas—the names may differ ... | Continue reading
This is our 6th most-read article of 2018.- - -Thanks for hopping on this call today, gentleman. Who just joined? Did someone just join? I only h... | Continue reading
When Guy Partnerman and Lady Millionaire purchased a brownstone in the most Brooklyn-themed neighborhood of Brooklyn, there was only one drawback: ... | Continue reading
Stop screaming. You aren’t screaming out loud, but your eyes are screaming. The screams reverberating around the inside of your skull are making yo... | Continue reading
We’re doing things. The lightbulb: They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate ... | Continue reading
I wake up knowing I will have to conquer yet another digital mountain. So I go to my closet, pull out my gear, and zip up my Patagonia vest. I am r... | Continue reading
Dear grandmas, grandpas, and assorted other family and friends:Our little Gracie is growing so fast, it would be a shame if you missed any moment ... | Continue reading
I. I am the Lord thy Job, who brought thee out of the land of unemployment, out of the house of bondage to thy parents. Thou shalt not have family... | Continue reading
As the 2020 presidential election draws closer, it’s more important than ever for Democrats to put aside their differences to unite around my feckl... | Continue reading
I record and optimize everything. If I have a thought or an emotion, or if my vital signs change, it goes in my journal.I work in quick, 3-hour bu... | Continue reading
1The shaggy, hunched Werewolf of London stalked the Soho street in the rain, carrying in his left hand a neatly folded Chinese menu pale as birch ... | Continue reading
Dear Guy Who Can’t Read The Room:Hello and thank you for attempting to engage in an unsolicited conversation with me! In order to ensure our inter... | Continue reading
If you’re in your mid-20s and anything like me, you’ve accumulated several dozen million dollars and are wondering whether you should keep working ... | Continue reading
I am writing to you as the Vice Provost for Strategic Planning, Performance, Accountability, Decision Making, and Talent Recruitment, with an impor... | Continue reading
CUSTOMER: This content is dead.SHOPKEEPER: No it’s not, it’s resting.CUSTOMER: Resting? Now look here, I clicked on this content not two minutes ... | Continue reading
— 1 —IF YOU WANT TO HEAR about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how... | Continue reading
Dear Bubble App Team Members,Good news! In response to your “concerns” about our current open-plan creative campus, we are pleased to announce our... | Continue reading
1. Set the agenda during the meeting; allow it to develop. Have members throw ideas into the ring to see what seems important.2. Distribute reams ... | Continue reading
“I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit Amazon. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and no... | Continue reading
1. You never shower without an audience.2. The person who refused to wear sunscreen or drink water is now having a meltdown, and it’s your job to ... | Continue reading
Friends, neighbors, it’s good to see all of you. I know you, you know me, and just seeing all of your faces at this city council meeting reminds m... | Continue reading
Hello, and thank you for choosing Garbage Health Insurance. Or, if you are receiving coverage through your employer, thank you for having Garbage H... | Continue reading
Son, can we talk for a second?As you know, your mother and I have worked hard to make this a good, clean, utilitarian household — a home that foll... | Continue reading
1. You encounter a strange, cult-like group that lives in almost total isolation from the outside world. They jealously guard their arcane knowledg... | Continue reading
Folks, we’ve heard your demands for the immediate impeachment of President Donald Trump and we totally understand where you’re coming from. You thi... | Continue reading
Folks, we’ve heard your demands for the immediate impeachment of President Donald Trump and we totally understand where you’re coming from. You thi... | Continue reading
Good morning! I cannot even describe to you how much meditation has changed my life, but obviously, I will. My mind used to be so trapped in reacti... | Continue reading
Thank you for coming to this all-hands meeting, which I invited you to via a series of coy emails with subjects like “It’s Big Ideas Time” in an at... | Continue reading
Are your bra straps constantly sliding off your shoulders? Do they then slither down your arms and swiftly disappear into the silent cornfield, nev... | Continue reading
Two years ago, I was at an all-time low.Sure, I had everything on paper: the dream job, a loving partner, a gorgeous little apartment just a half-... | Continue reading
Folks, we’ve heard your demands for the immediate impeachment of President Donald Trump and we totally understand where you’re coming from. You thi... | Continue reading
Hey you! Look at this sleek piece of branding. This is an ad for a millennial-focused, direct-to-consumer product. Now, you’re going to look at it,... | Continue reading
40-something professional seeks opportunity in an environment that is neither “fun,” “playful,” nor “collaborative;” minimal responsibility preferr... | Continue reading
We’re so glad you could make it! Brad and I couldn’t be more thrilled to welcome our precious little content-generator into the world and see what ... | Continue reading
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How did I become a successful artist?How does lightning find a bottle? How does destiny unfold? Not all extraordinary achievements — like my own —... | Continue reading
“We’re revolutionizing communication.”We’re putting cameras and microphones in your home.“Helping people forge connections.” This app alienates ... | Continue reading
Where did I go wrong? When I was a young backpack fresh off the production line, I was a fearsome sight. Matte black Cordura fabric, reinforced zip... | Continue reading
Have you ever sworn off waste, only to find yourself dragging the cans to the curb once more? If you find yourself backsliding, remember the three ... | Continue reading
Dear colleagues,There is no escaping the widespread dissatisfaction within modern academia. With neoliberal upper management, bloated administrati... | Continue reading
A woman tries to set out on The Hero’s Journey only to find that Joseph Campbell didn’t believe that women take The Hero’s Journey. She must instea... | Continue reading
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten.- - -I tell my k... | Continue reading