Finally, it's John Moltz's time to shine! | Continue reading
A golf simulator room. Ugh. | Continue reading
Some women just want to watch the world burn. | Continue reading
I'm going to need this post in the future. | Continue reading
I saw a bald eagle in the wild! Have you seen a bird today? | Continue reading
If you're going to do a major re-branding, it's probably a good idea to actually tell users about it. | Continue reading
So much planning, to do something so stupid. | Continue reading
Don't take it, just make it when you get there. | Continue reading
“Banana Bruiser” is a solid nickname, too. | Continue reading
A culture rooted in fear is a real problem for policing in America. | Continue reading
Well _now_ what are the British going to wipe their bums with? | Continue reading
I hope some guy named Herb buys the HERB plate. | Continue reading
The J&J vaccine is vastly safer than COVID. | Continue reading
Also? Barvd! 🙊 | Continue reading
Very clever, hitmen, very clever! | Continue reading
You should definitely drunk-email your ex. | Continue reading
Or is it Alabamians? Either way, their religious beliefs are apparently very fragile. | Continue reading
Without Yahoo Answers, how will anyone ever get pragnent? | Continue reading
That name is rather on the nose for an enormous skyscraper. | Continue reading
How did QAnon idiots not jump on this? Or maybe they did. I fear to look. | Continue reading
“Did you hear what happened to Dave? He was out surfing and he got sharked. They're fitting him with a prosthetic leg tomorrow.” | Continue reading
NASA's extra little touches are often so good. | Continue reading
Just how many lives did this cat affect? | Continue reading
I really, really want to try this tempura broccoli now. | Continue reading
How do you de-oil pennies? | Continue reading
Stick to your guns, Krispy Kreme. | Continue reading
Massachusetts drivers really are just awful. | Continue reading
This is the worst thing the NCAA has ever done. | Continue reading
Perverse incentives are often fun. | Continue reading
Keep Einstein's name out of this. | Continue reading
On another note, was he arrested while getting his head shaved at the barber's? | Continue reading
300+ years later, we can finally defeat this encryption method without being detected. | Continue reading
Also, that is one vicious DA. | Continue reading
Please insert 25¢ to continue grieving. | Continue reading
Frankly, those are both odd last names. | Continue reading
It's better to have it and not need it… | Continue reading
Lloyd, I can't reciprocate your well wishes, because ultimately, you're a spammer. | Continue reading
Cuttlefish have self-control. | Continue reading
By the way, Charlie Chaplin really got screwed. | Continue reading
It IS the right thing to do, and yet so few do it. | Continue reading
Those are some voluminous vegetables. | Continue reading
Moving a house is slightly less ludicrous when it allows you to build 60+ new units in the city. | Continue reading