Paying for the Production of a Giant Squid

Finally, it's John Moltz's time to shine! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Bathtub With a View

A golf simulator room. Ugh. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Front Row Seat for the Conflagration

Some women just want to watch the world burn. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Mixed Metaphors

I'm going to need this post in the future. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Encountering an Esplanade Eagle

I saw a bald eagle in the wild! Have you seen a bird today? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Explain Yourself, Bally Sports

If you're going to do a major re-branding, it's probably a good idea to actually tell users about it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Impressive Closing Speed

Holly is fast! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Beaver Bites Cable

O, Canada. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

One Way To Save On Wedding Costs

So much planning, to do something so stupid. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Making Human Exploration of Mars Possible

Don't take it, just make it when you get there. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

No Ink Is Used

“Banana Bruiser” is a solid nickname, too. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

How Police Think

A culture rooted in fear is a real problem for policing in America. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Ingenuity Flies

It's real! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Shortage of Garden Gnomes

Well _now_ what are the British going to wipe their bums with? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Cannabis-Themed License Plate Auction

I hope some guy named Herb buys the HERB plate. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Visualizing the Risk-Reward Calculus of the J&J Vaccine

The J&J vaccine is vastly safer than COVID. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Nauseating Politics of the World’s Most Dangerous Cheese

Also? Barvd! 🙊 | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

It’s Hitmen All the Way Down

Very clever, hitmen, very clever! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Drunken Email Works

You should definitely drunk-email your ex. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Alabamans Cowering in Fear

Or is it Alabamians? Either way, their religious beliefs are apparently very fragile. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Millions of Morons, Suddenly Silenced

Without Yahoo Answers, how will anyone ever get pragnent? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

An Officer of Puerility

That name is rather on the nose for an enormous skyscraper. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Volkswagen’s Idiotic Stunt

March Fools? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Perhaps the World Ends With Neither a Bang Nor a Whimper, but Just Gibberish

How did QAnon idiots not jump on this? Or maybe they did. I fear to look. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“Sharked” Is a Great Verb

“Did you hear what happened to Dave? He was out surfing and he got sharked. They're fitting him with a prosthetic leg tomorrow.” | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

First in Flight, Twice Over

NASA's extra little touches are often so good. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Eldest Mouse the Lawyer Cat, Esq.

Just how many lives did this cat affect? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

An Incredible Act of Kindness

I really, really want to try this tempura broccoli now. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Oily Pennies in the Driveway

How do you de-oil pennies? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Krispy Kowards

Stick to your guns, Krispy Kreme. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Stopsign: Please Stop Never Stopping

Massachusetts drivers really are just awful. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“Vasectomy Mayhem” Does Not Sound Super Professional

This is the worst thing the NCAA has ever done. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Banana Ball

Yes, it's bananas! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Salmon Chaos

Perverse incentives are often fun. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“Einstein Cafe” Is a Curious Name, for Many Reasons

Keep Einstein's name out of this. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

That’s Just Car Theft With Extra Steps

On another note, was he arrested while getting his head shaved at the barber's? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Virtual Unwrapping

300+ years later, we can finally defeat this encryption method without being detected. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Pablo Escobear Is a Really, Really Great Name

Also, that is one vicious DA. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Phone of the Wind

Please insert 25¢ to continue grieving. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Fitting

Frankly, those are both odd last names. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Supercentenarian Is Not a Sure Thing

It's better to have it and not need it… | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Hovering Ship

It's worth a look. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Site for Ursine STDs

Lloyd, I can't reciprocate your well wishes, because ultimately, you're a spammer. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Delayed Gratification for Cephalopods

Cuttlefish have self-control. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Amazon App’s New Icons

By the way, Charlie Chaplin really got screwed. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Right Thing to Do

It IS the right thing to do, and yet so few do it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Giant Vegetable Community

Those are some voluminous vegetables. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Houses on the Move

Moving a house is slightly less ludicrous when it allows you to build 60+ new units in the city. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago