Trust Mother Nature

She's right about this statue. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“Fair” Means Whatever Is Good for Jerry Jones

This just in: Jerry Jones is a schmuck. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

An Obscenely Massive Box of Mozzarella Sticks

“Petite Cuisine”? Probably not. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“It’s Good” Is a Decent Slogan

Better than “It's not good”, or “It's bad”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

O Captain, My Captain

Tom Hanks has been a captain kind of a lot! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Yuh-Hikes

How many people helped create or approve this? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Ghost Cruise Ships

Surveying the wreckage of our own world. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Today’s the Day the Ratlickers Have Their Party

I'm really “over” this type of stupidity. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Hindsight

Stupid lions! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

I’d Like to Join That Unit

Also, apparently “metal detectorist” is a thing. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Weekend at Kansas City

Find a better cutout, and I'll consider writing about it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Trash Panda Art

I wouldn't buy it, but I'm glad that it exists. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Surely Someone Will Sell This Flag

Frankly, it's better than a lot of the candidates. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Rather Amusing Mockery From an “Organist”

“Beat It” on an organ is not as instantly recongizable as would be ideal, but it's still good. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The UX of Lego Interface Panels

I suspect more though went into George Cave's post that designing all the actual Lego panels combined. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Daniel Bard Beats the Yips

No matter how long it lasts, it's damned inspiring. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Logo Mashups

Leg-Oogle is probably the most fun one to pronounce | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Robert Berger Is a Bad Forger

Always check your spelling. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Clearly, We Need an App for This

It's not a used car, Wendy. You shouldn't shop online. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Impressively Accurate

Did they use a computer to program this flight path? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Flipper-matic

I just don't know that I'd pay to see a robotic dolphin. At least not at an aquarium. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Flipper-matic

I just don't know that I'd pay to see a robotic dolphin. At least not at an aquarium. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Depressing Swag

I guess it would actually be worse if it were free with entry. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

It’s Video Games All The Way Down

Well, OK, two levels down. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

That’s Pretty Forward, Netflix

This is an epically bad notification, on multiple levels. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

An Important Scientific Study

It's not curing cancer. It's not even close. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Fake Fans in Empty Stadiums

2020 is really something. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

He’ll Be Gone Eventually, Too

If we're very, very lucky, that day will come in 6 months. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Ultrablack Fish

The deep, deep ocean is really goddamned weird. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Mad Haterpillar

Pretty great nickname though. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Too Many Slogans

This package has a lot going one. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Caution, Do Not Store Vertically

A 10% discount is not nearly enough. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Fun With Address Labels

Good, Cheap, Fun. Pick all three. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Pothole Art

Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Quite the Optical Illusion

It's rather impressive, given that it was entirely unintentional. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Not So Fast

Even without screw-ups like thi, remotely synchronized racing is strange. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

It’s a Very Low Bar

Bragging about “acing” a cognitive test should be an immediate, retroactive failure. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Small Accounting Discrepancy

Somebody somewhere is definitely going to jail. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Ending the Glorification of the Wrong Side of History

Remembering history is different from glorifying it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A COVID-19 Eating Contest

With no crowd, the focus was even more on the awful spectacle of horrific consumption. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Everything’s Coming Up Mr. Potato Head

I especially like that customers “were asked to continue browsing”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Buying Multiple Smaller Cakes Destroys Your Volume Discount

Let us eat cake. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

I’m Here for Beef Stroganoff

This is a great story, well told. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Cross Party Lines, but Stay Six Feet Away

Also, turning this into a referendum on manliness is goofy, but whatever works. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Purchasing My Very Own Custom Pumper

I am pumped about this pumper! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Conan the Very Good Boy or Girl

Last year, there was considerable analysis done on pictures of the dog's business. Results were inconclusive. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Topping the Box Office

I wonder about the tax implications of this. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Second Thoughts

Did they even really have first thoughts? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago