I’d Read the Entire List of New Words

When it comes to explaining all the new experiences of a global pandeic, German has us covered. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Our Immune System Is Adorable

That live attenuated virus is so sleepy. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Humorously Homicidal

Wilkins is awfully mean to Wontkins. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Skelecaster

It's a little gross. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Ball’s in Your Court, Louvre

“Paint me like one of your French jawnz”, he said. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Lies, Lions, and Statistics

Yet again, Siri provides amusement but not assistance. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“Just” a Chocolate Cake With Raspberry Jam and Lashings of Buttercream

The barcodes are, literally and figuratively, the icing on the cake. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Yardi Gras

People are really going all out. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Six Commandments for Natural and Enjoyable Robotic Hugging

OK, it definitely, probably, maybe won't crush you. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

This Should Not Be Globally Accessible

I don't know, it's just a thought. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Don’t Worry, You Have Not Changed Universes

At least, not as far as I know. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

He Was There Live. He Was Not a Cat.

He was prepared to go forward as a cat. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

This Might As Well Happen

Expected Mulaney. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Homemade Hooch and Atomic Attack Instructions

Alas, there was no cold hard cash. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Zoom Goats

If we could accept that goats say “Baaa” and not “Maaa”, I would've titled this “Zoom Baaambing” | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Weird, Wonderful Friendship of Raj and Irene

They make quite an odd couple. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Cat Birthday Party

Wash your hands. Wear a mask. Stay home. Don't go to birthday parties for cats. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Apple Watch Is Awfully Early

One day, when the sun engulfs the Earth, there will be no more bugs in the Apple Watch. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Covidiots Temporarily Delay Vaccinations

No arrests is probably too few arrests. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Seems Tough to Forget

This might hurt Tarrio's cred with his gang of idiots. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Capital One’s Photoshop Disaster

The uncanny valley strikes again. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Rod and Ekaterina Baker Are Selfish Morons

Don't be like them. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Train System Built On Flash

I can't fathom why. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

I Think My Bank Is Hitting on Me

Gross, Capital One. Gross. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Low Uptake Predicted

Also, meditations? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The COVID Crisis Continues

It's going to get better, but it's not happening yet. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Today Is a Good Day

The battle for the soul of a nation rages on. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Joke That Nearly Brought Down The House

How does a candle explode? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Ripphy Dabyah to You!

On the anniversary of your birth, anyhow. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

It’s Unusual to Not Be Able to Tell

Also, that is a steep fine! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

It Happened Again

I'm sure he's learned his lesson this time, right Susan Collins? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

No, No, No

Gadzooks, just no. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

There’s No Shortage of Available Numbers

Maybe we need to investigate if innumeracy is a COVID-19 symptom. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

DR Is the Danish Equivalent of PBS

PBS does not stand for “Penis Broadcasting Service”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

These Precious Days

This story hasn't ended yet. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Nevertheless, They Persisted

The single most important outcome from yesterday is that Joe Biden will indeed be America's next president. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Madea Went to the Polls

Vote in every single election you're eligible for. It matters. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

It’s His Loss

And now, his gain. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

An Air-Powered Costume Is a Bad Idea

Take this seriously. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Twentieth Century Browsers

That's just sloppy. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

I’m Saving Hundreds of Microseconds Each Day

A hundred microseconds here, a hundred microseconds there, pretty soon you're talking about real seconds. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

We’ve All Had Days Like That

Spite-punching fish! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

We’ve All Had Days Like That

Spite-punching fish! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Progress in Major League Baseball

Slowly, things improve. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Take a Day Off, Coach

Rest days are important, and Apple needs to learn about them. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Scottish Gritters Have Great Names

If you love a good play on words, Merry Christmas to you. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A New and Disgusting One

On the other hand, people do love a wine with a good backstory. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Turn the Other Cheek

It's a fine cheek, but I'm not buying whatever they're selling. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago