When it comes to explaining all the new experiences of a global pandeic, German has us covered. | Continue reading
That live attenuated virus is so sleepy. | Continue reading
Wilkins is awfully mean to Wontkins. | Continue reading
“Paint me like one of your French jawnz”, he said. | Continue reading
Yet again, Siri provides amusement but not assistance. | Continue reading
The barcodes are, literally and figuratively, the icing on the cake. | Continue reading
OK, it definitely, probably, maybe won't crush you. | Continue reading
I don't know, it's just a thought. | Continue reading
At least, not as far as I know. | Continue reading
He was prepared to go forward as a cat. | Continue reading
Alas, there was no cold hard cash. | Continue reading
If we could accept that goats say “Baaa” and not “Maaa”, I would've titled this “Zoom Baaambing” | Continue reading
They make quite an odd couple. | Continue reading
Wash your hands. Wear a mask. Stay home. Don't go to birthday parties for cats. | Continue reading
One day, when the sun engulfs the Earth, there will be no more bugs in the Apple Watch. | Continue reading
No arrests is probably too few arrests. | Continue reading
This might hurt Tarrio's cred with his gang of idiots. | Continue reading
The uncanny valley strikes again. | Continue reading
Don't be like them. | Continue reading
I can't fathom why. | Continue reading
Gross, Capital One. Gross. | Continue reading
It's going to get better, but it's not happening yet. | Continue reading
The battle for the soul of a nation rages on. | Continue reading
How does a candle explode? | Continue reading
On the anniversary of your birth, anyhow. | Continue reading
Also, that is a steep fine! | Continue reading
I'm sure he's learned his lesson this time, right Susan Collins? | Continue reading
Maybe we need to investigate if innumeracy is a COVID-19 symptom. | Continue reading
PBS does not stand for “Penis Broadcasting Service”. | Continue reading
This story hasn't ended yet. | Continue reading
The single most important outcome from yesterday is that Joe Biden will indeed be America's next president. | Continue reading
Vote in every single election you're eligible for. It matters. | Continue reading
Take this seriously. | Continue reading
A hundred microseconds here, a hundred microseconds there, pretty soon you're talking about real seconds. | Continue reading
Spite-punching fish! | Continue reading
Spite-punching fish! | Continue reading
Slowly, things improve. | Continue reading
Rest days are important, and Apple needs to learn about them. | Continue reading
If you love a good play on words, Merry Christmas to you. | Continue reading
On the other hand, people do love a wine with a good backstory. | Continue reading
It's a fine cheek, but I'm not buying whatever they're selling. | Continue reading