Look Up to Her

Next, let's get out the chisels. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Derek Chauvin, Fraudulent Voter

The poster boy for police abuse also committing voter fraud would certainly be very on-brand. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

This Is What She Does Now

Can the president be charged with trespassing? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

How Do You Kneel on a Neck for Nine Minutes?

Criminals are still human beings, with a right to exist. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Church Stunt

He's not scared! YOU were hiding in a bunker last weekend! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Our Job Is Never Done

There is always something each and every one of us can do to make things a little better. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Organized Crime

Worth noting, stealing mail is a very, very dumb crime, with low rewards and very high penalties. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Mind Boggles

At least we now have a short list of businesses not to patronize. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The 1000-Year-Old Sturminster Newton Mill Is Back in Business

1,000 years is ridiculously impressive. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Flour Company Supplying America’s Sudden Baking Obsession

A company that's survived over two centuries is probably a good one. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Like a Rhinestone Jockstrap

The jockstrap may also be haunted. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Astro the Grouch

I'm not sure it counts as a “bobblehead” if the head doesn't bobble. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

“Money Stuff” Is Hilarious Financial Writing

Did “Tank Wars” cause the coronavirus? Experts say mMaybe! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Veil of Darkness

If you need proof of systemic racism, here it is. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Much More on the Yellow Multipurpose Machine

Keep away, trainophiles! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

I Actually Probably Don’t Want to Know

I'm not sure which would be worse, using the microwave or the oven. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Pizza Arbitrage

A free lunch isn't cool. You know what's cool? Getting paid to have lunch. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

They Don’t Need Masks When Nobody Is Flying

Thank you, Charles Kielkopf | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

USPS’s New “Premium” Tracking

My mind is gone. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Cooler Screens: Creeping on You in the Cold Drinks Aisle

Not everything that can be “smart”, should be. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 years ago

Milton Glaser’s Proposed Logo for Trump’s ‘Space Force’

“Space Force”. God. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 years ago