Honor, decency, courage, beauty, and truth | Continue reading
My own birthday is very close to Martin Luther King day, so it's unlikely I'll ever have my own national holiday. | Continue reading
Unsurprisingly, libertarianism falls apart in practice. | Continue reading
I imagine it'd be a nice tax write-off for you. | Continue reading
Hey, turn off badges while you're at it. | Continue reading
The MLB Online Shop needs to chill the hell out. | Continue reading
One of the rare instances that may have called for a “Do you know who I am?” | Continue reading
COVID-19 is real, it is deadly, and we all need to take it seriously. | Continue reading
Sometimes I wish I lacked the moral fiber that stops me from taking advantage of rubes. | Continue reading
May the fahce be witcha. | Continue reading
Space pictures beat bad chocolate any day. | Continue reading
It's all about efficiency. | Continue reading
Also, what a horrible waste. | Continue reading
The slight head shake really killed me. | Continue reading
That is quite a career. | Continue reading
My reaction would be approximately the same. | Continue reading
By the time you read this, it will be even closer. | Continue reading
In eight weeks, Donald Trump will be out of the White House, and that's something to be thankful for. | Continue reading
We're in bad company. | Continue reading
Is there anything sexier than legal forms? | Continue reading
Some lawyer somewhere is in trouble for failing to foresee this possibility. | Continue reading
Perhaps he's a graduate of Four Seasons Total School of Law | Continue reading
Dolly Parton can do it all. | Continue reading
J.Crew is really excited about their ignorance! | Continue reading
That kidney got the ride of its lives. | Continue reading
A Zoom anything is definitely NOT fun, no. | Continue reading
Professional art restorers and conservationists are calling for stricter oversight. Maybe they should just call for sight, period. | Continue reading
As the Trump presidency rapidly wanes, I am able to temper my outrage with bemusement. | Continue reading
Today, I learned that rats sign in relief. At least one rat, however, is not. | Continue reading
Donald Trump's dangerous nonsense must be emphatically rejected. | Continue reading
Perhaps at this point in our pandemic, some people have watched all of Netflix, and are desperate for content. | Continue reading
On the other hand, maybe they're expecting a lot of people to book a one-way flight out of here. | Continue reading
It's time to end this nightmare of a presidency. Today is the day. | Continue reading
It's sort of the opposite of Twitter's “Fail Whale”. | Continue reading
Sometimes you look at art and think “Well, I could make that”. Sometimes, you're right. | Continue reading
Many people are not very smart. | Continue reading
He's always been the superspreader. | Continue reading
“Thelonious” is a good name for a chipmunk. | Continue reading
$250 million seems like rather a lot of money for even a massive nationwide ad campaign. | Continue reading
This story requires just two pictures. | Continue reading
Blaseball is weird, and that's great. | Continue reading
I'll never understand people who set up massive holiday displays, but I do appreciate their work. | Continue reading
Don't miss the racism inherent in blocking “Wang” but not “Johnson”. | Continue reading
What if everyone stopped and thought “What if everyone did this?”? That'd be good! | Continue reading
I don't know what I'd do what a jetpack, but I wouldn't hang around LAX. | Continue reading
Baseball pants are not supposed to be skinny. | Continue reading
It really was a lot of links. | Continue reading