Things Worthy of Our Love

Honor, decency, courage, beauty, and truth | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Holiday Surgery Is Also Best Avoided

My own birthday is very close to Martin Luther King day, so it's unlikely I'll ever have my own national holiday. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Live Free, With Bears

Unsurprisingly, libertarianism falls apart in practice. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Imploding A Former Trump Casino For The Children

I imagine it'd be a nice tax write-off for you. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Meat-Ax Your Notifications

Hey, turn off badges while you're at it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Be Better

Also, tip better. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Inbox Abuse at the Hands of Major League Baseball

The MLB Online Shop needs to chill the hell out. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Apparently, No One Recognized The Name

One of the rare instances that may have called for a “Do you know who I am?” | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The Brutal Reality of COVID-19

COVID-19 is real, it is deadly, and we all need to take it seriously. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Wireless Networking Snake Oil

Sometimes I wish I lacked the moral fiber that stops me from taking advantage of rubes. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

This Wasn’t the Location They Were Looking For

May the fahce be witcha. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The 2020 Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar

Space pictures beat bad chocolate any day. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Real Art Should Excite

It's all about efficiency. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Cutting Through Steel

Also, what a horrible waste. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Ghosting the President

The slight head shake really killed me. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

Cutting Hair Since 1955

That is quite a career. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

I Feel You, Bears

My reaction would be approximately the same. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

The New Year’s Countdown Has Nothing on This

By the time you read this, it will be even closer. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

His Eviction Notice Was Served in Early November

In eight weeks, Donald Trump will be out of the White House, and that's something to be thankful for. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Venezuela, Syria, and America

We're in bad company. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Rather E-Gregious Idea

Is there anything sexier than legal forms? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Ruined Sanctity of the Pro Bowl

Some lawyer somewhere is in trouble for failing to foresee this possibility. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

America’s Moron

Perhaps he's a graduate of Four Seasons Total School of Law | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Our Vaccine Fairy Godmother

Dolly Parton can do it all. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Your Order Has Arrived, Maybe

J.Crew is really excited about their ignorance! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Medical Delivery via Lamborghini

That kidney got the ride of its lives. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Remember Fun?

A Zoom anything is definitely NOT fun, no. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Potato Head of Palencia

Professional art restorers and conservationists are calling for stricter oversight. Maybe they should just call for sight, period. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Nestled Betwixt the Adult Bookstore and the Crematorium

As the Trump presidency rapidly wanes, I am able to temper my outrage with bemusement. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

How Do You Spell Relief? B-I-D-E-N

Today, I learned that rats sign in relief. At least one rat, however, is not. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Donald Trump’s Attempted Murder of American Democracy

Donald Trump's dangerous nonsense must be emphatically rejected. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

I’ll Make Popcorn

Perhaps at this point in our pandemic, some people have watched all of Netflix, and are desperate for content. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Read the Room, American Airlines

On the other hand, maybe they're expecting a lot of people to book a one-way flight out of here. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

We Can Do Hard Things

It's time to end this nightmare of a presidency. Today is the day. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Functional Sculpture

It's sort of the opposite of Twitter's “Fail Whale”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Hercule Van Wolfwinkle’s Pet Portraits

Sometimes you look at art and think “Well, I could make that”. Sometimes, you're right. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The “Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act” Really Ought to Be a Tip-Off

Many people are not very smart. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Major League Baseball’s Bad Example

He's always been the superspreader. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Angela Hansberger Has Found a Way to Cope

“Thelonious” is a good name for a chipmunk. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

He Knows That They’ve Been Bad, Not Good

$250 million seems like rather a lot of money for even a massive nationwide ad campaign. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Silencio, Por Favor!

This story requires just two pictures. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Getting Into Blaseball

Blaseball is weird, and that's great. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Extremely Big Boned

I'll never understand people who set up massive holiday displays, but I do appreciate their work. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

That Profanity Filter Stinks

Don't miss the racism inherent in blocking “Wang” but not “Johnson”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Oh, Yeah, It’s All Totally Cursed

What if everyone stopped and thought “What if everyone did this?”? That'd be good! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Someone in Los Angeles Is Having Some Fun

I don't know what I'd do what a jetpack, but I wouldn't hang around LAX. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Walker Buehler’s Skinny Pants

Baseball pants are not supposed to be skinny. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Nothing but Blue Links Did We See

It really was a lot of links. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago