We're living in a society. | Continue reading
Have you been missing the gentle touch of a TSA officer? | Continue reading
OK, but who's going to rescue the paramedic when the jet suit fritzes out? | Continue reading
“There are six ducks outside, and they all want Sun Chips!” | Continue reading
Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading
Almost a decade later, HeroRats continue to be very cool. | Continue reading
“Incogmeato” is a delightfully bad name. | Continue reading
It's like the opposite of “Alien vs. Predator”. No matter who wins, he wins. | Continue reading
Her slogan is “F the police” and her website is effpolice.com. | Continue reading
Why, how do you spend your money when you can't travel or really go out at all? | Continue reading
Don't be mad when you see that we want ’em | Continue reading
I'm not at all close to knowing how to spell “Adejuyigbe”. | Continue reading
By 2021, I hope to be able to spell “Adejuyigbe” without looking it up. | Continue reading
I'm also delighted that the Washington Post completely declined to explain the banana for scale meme. | Continue reading
These brand collaborations are a never-ending source of amusement. | Continue reading
Editing is still rather important. | Continue reading
Also worth mentioning, this monkey attempted to eat the evidence. | Continue reading
In the future, jokes about hurling your electronics into the sea may no longer have the same impact. | Continue reading
Counterfeit AirPods would probably say “AirPods” on them. | Continue reading
I'd visit the John Oliver Sewage Treatment Plant. | Continue reading
Does Steiner actually have a urinal in his house? | Continue reading
Smarten up, Egypt! | Continue reading
John Kerry is a huge supporter of Joe Biden, but this particular quote doesn't show that. | Continue reading
Good on you, Ireland Lacrosse | Continue reading
If fisherman were included in OFT's art, all you'd see would be their ankles. | Continue reading
He's scared of a dead man's lawyer. | Continue reading
Privately-owned fire trucks remain weird. | Continue reading
You can help get us out of our present dystopian hellscape | Continue reading
Everyone, have a great day! | Continue reading
She's right about this statue. | Continue reading
This just in: Jerry Jones is a schmuck. | Continue reading
“Petite Cuisine”? Probably not. | Continue reading
Better than “It's not good”, or “It's bad”. | Continue reading
Tom Hanks has been a captain kind of a lot! | Continue reading
How many people helped create or approve this? | Continue reading
Surveying the wreckage of our own world. | Continue reading
I'm really “over” this type of stupidity. | Continue reading
Also, apparently “metal detectorist” is a thing. | Continue reading
Find a better cutout, and I'll consider writing about it. | Continue reading
I wouldn't buy it, but I'm glad that it exists. | Continue reading
Frankly, it's better than a lot of the candidates. | Continue reading
“Beat It” on an organ is not as instantly recongizable as would be ideal, but it's still good. | Continue reading
I suspect more though went into George Cave's post that designing all the actual Lego panels combined. | Continue reading
No matter how long it lasts, it's damned inspiring. | Continue reading
Leg-Oogle is probably the most fun one to pronounce | Continue reading
Always check your spelling. | Continue reading
It's not a used car, Wendy. You shouldn't shop online. | Continue reading