Fight Fire With Dragon

[Where in this case, a dragon is a water-spewing robot.] A dragon is a mythical flying beast with the ability to breathe flames. As such, it’s an odd inspiration for a firefighting robot, but here we are: The Dragon Firefighter’s firehose is propelled upward (flying at two meter … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

The Beaver-Mapping Model

[This is a delightful use of machine learning.] Using satellites to spying on beavers from space then training artificial intelligence to analyze the resulting imagery is an incredibly complicated way to deal with effects from climate change. It also just might work.Link: https:/ … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

A Cat Named “Taters”

[It’s lasers all the way down.] When NASA needed to test a laser-based deep space transmission earlier this month, they had a little fun with the video. The contents of the video didn’t matter for the experiment, so the team decided to have a little fun, using a cat video featuri … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

Be a Beacon of Light

[Lighthouses from our heart space] Last month, I wrote about Sally Snowman, the last official lighthouse keeper in the US. On the eve of her retirement, she spoke with WBUR. That conversation included this amazing quote: I believe we are all beacons of light. We are all lighthous … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

The Boardwalk Was Not Enough

[This seems terribly foolish.] When I saw that former James Bond Pierce Brosnan had been accused of trespassing in Yellowstone National Park, I was intrigued. I wondered where he might have gone to get in such trouble. It turns out, he went off trail near Mammoth Hot Springs, whi … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

Molecular Jackhammers

[They’re picking up good vibrations.] Billions of dollars are donated each year trying to cure cancer, and competition for those funds is surely fierce. Having a technique that can reasonably be called a “molecular jackhammer” seems likely to be good for getting funding.Link: htt … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

The Old Switcheroo

[Today in reasons to not take a cruise.] I live in Boston. I like it here. But if I went on a December cruise to the Caribbean, and I instead wound up in New England and Canada, I would not be happy. Nor would I, or anyone who didn’t get the heads-up, be properly packed.Link: htt … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

’Tis the Season to Misplace a Child

[I’m curious why the child’s relevant adult didn’t get a gate pass and take them to the correct plane.] Did you know children as young as five can fly as unaccompanied minors on most airlines in America? Even if they don’t get misplaced by Spirit Airlines, that seems very young.L … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

Tiny VR Goggles for Mice

[“Plus, mice can be difficult to trick.”] You won’t be able to get your grubby little mitts on Apple’s Vision Pro until “early next year”, whenever that is. In a Northwestern University lab, however, mice are running on mini treadmills while wearing virtual reality goggles, all i … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

Finding Salvation in Newark

[At least you made it, Ricardo.] A week ago today, a loose steer on the tracks disrupted train travel in New Jersey. The then-unnamed steer [Photo credit: NJ Transit] It was quite a sight to behold, and though trains were delayed, the internet was briefly in love with the escape … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

Nice, Minnesota

[That flag looks real good now. You betcha.] Those lucky folks in Minnesota are getting a new state flag. Last week, the State Emblems Redesign Commission had narrowed things down to this: Any one of these would be a substantial improvement over the current flag, but the third d … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 months ago

Living on the Eastside

[I’m not sure what the minimum amount is to qualify as “funds”, but it’s got to be higher than $4.99.] On December 7, I ordered a small gift on eBay. I needed it by December 19, and the listing indicated it should arrive to me between December 11 and December 15. Perfect. However … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

The Secret TV Show Art Gallery

[It‘s impressive just how far this got.] In the mid-’90s, Melrose Place was one of the biggest shows on TV. Apparently, it was also the secret host for a culture-jamming art project. While contemplating an unwanted pregnancy, a character used a quilt depicting the molecular model … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

A Cultural Critique of the Tesla Cybertruck

[I will give them credit for making something different. Awful, yes, but at least not awful and boring.] Tesla’s Cybertruck is now out in the real world, with a small number of purchasers taking possession last month. Just as it was at its unveiling back in 2019, the released Cyb … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

You Run, You Vote for Yourself

[If you don’t, why the hell should anyone else?] I have been frustrated by this story, and now you get to be too! Last month, Ryan Roth won a seat on the Rainier City Council by exactly one vote, 247-246. Roth voted for himself, while his opponent Damion Green opted not to vote a … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

“So, How Did You Two Meet?”

[Also, what the hell kind of a name is “Xhamster”?] Recently, my pal John Gruber posted about Verizon providing customer data to a man who was falsely posing as a cop. The story is terrible, of course, and Verizon really blew it here. Still, I don’t find that too surprising. Comp … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Scarcity Is Part of the Appeal

[An eternity of Kiss is too much Kiss.] The human members of Kiss have retired from touring, but apparently, the show will go on. That’s thanks to digital avatars that have promised “a new Kiss Era”. Per Sundin, CEO of Pophouse Entertainment, says this new technology allows Kiss … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Package Camoflauge

[What’s in the box? What’s in the box?!] Recently, friend-of-the-site Alex S. sent me the following image: Alex had recently purchased a desk, and it had arrived in this rather confusing box. He quipped that the whole thing deserved a David Attenborough voiceover “Here we see ho … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Destroying Twitter

[Running Twitter has always seemed like a miserable job, particularly for one of the richest people in the world.] Back in November of 2022, when X Formerly Twitter was known by the simpler name “Twitter”, I theorized the Elon Musk was trying to destroy the company he’d just purc … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

The “I’d Give a Kidney” Sort of Bond

[That’s some payback.] Back in 2021, I posted about Stride for Stride, an organization founded by my pal Tom O’Keefe. As I wrote at the time: Stride for Stride works to make races more inclusive and more diverse by buying race bibs for immigrant, BIPOC, and low-income runners. Ev … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

That Name Is Also Terribly Derivative of “Hannah Montana”

[I can’t stop laughing at the idea of “microwave music” being a genre.] After the first two posts this week touted the skill of AI in penning advice columns, humanity could use a counter. How about the “debut AI-generated single” from non-existent singer “Anna Indiana”? It’s trul … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

It Knows What Not to Do

[ChatGPT can act as a bad advice columnist, if you’d like.] After reading yesterday’s post on the possibility of automating advice columns, friend-of-the-site and co-conspirator Chris D. speculated that if you asked ChatGPT what not to do, it would probably kick back something cl … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Don’t Lead With Your Love Rap

[You have to build up to that, kid.] Back in June, friend-of-the-site Chris D. linked me to a “Dear Abby” column. In that column, a 13-year-old letter writer wanted to share his “really cool love rap” with a fellow teen who hadn’t seen since in three years. He fears that the girl … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Macks Are the Hot Fish

[Get in on the ground floor!] It’s been almost exactly a year since I wrote about FTX, after the company evaporated billions of dollars of customer money. Since that time, the company’s founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been convicted of fraud and money laundering. He now awaits sent … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

What’s the Opposite of “Undefeated”?

[It’s all very exhausting and stupid.] A few years back, I was unfortunate enough to learn of the existence of the idiotic “sovereign citizen movement”. Wikipedia describes it as: a loose group of litigants, anti-government activists, tax protesters, financial scammers, and consp … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Plex Has Sprung a Leak

Defaults matter, and this feature should at least be opt-in, if it should exist at all. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

It’s the Most Email-Y Time of the Year

[Parking officer Steve…GRABOWSKI] Though it is not #GivingTuesdayNow, it is Giving Tuesday, now, as I write this. That means we’re nearing the end of one of the most annoying weeks of the year, the one that includes the annual Black Friday-Small Business Saturday-Cyber Monday-Giv … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

I’d Rather Have Flanders

[But perhaps we could hope for better.] Mike Johnson is an extreme Christian fundamentalist, and sadly, the current speaker of the House of Representatives. He also talks a lot like Ned Flanders.Link: https://newrepublic.com/article/176764/said-it-mike-johnson-ned-flanders | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Be Sure to Add That to the Résumé

[Maybe they can just put the year, rather than exact dates.] It’s been a ridiculous week at OpenAI, makers of ChatGPT and perhaps the world’s most well-known artificial intelligence company. Last Friday, OpenAI’s then-and-now CEO Sam Altman was fired by OpenAI’s board for a failu … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

A Temporary Stay of Execution

[This is not as heroic as the headline implies.] When massive flooding inundated Vermont back in July, 120 turkeys were probably happy to be rescued. In November, however, things presumably look quite a bit different for them.Link: https://www.wbur.org/news/2023/11/22/vermont-sum … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Making the Least Bad Decisions

[That really is a terrible personal brand.] Over at Wired, there’s a great interview with Del Harvey, Twitter’s former head of trust and safety. It provides a good look at what a difficult task it is to moderate a major social media platform. It also includes this amusing quip: W … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

The Jail Wants to Be Fed

[They jumped ahead to the ending.] Down in St. Louis, a shuttered city jail is proving it’s still up to the task, after three trespassers managed to accidentally lock themselves in a cell. Eventually, they called 911, and my oh my would that be an embarrassing call to make. The s … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

Bad Bike Lanes

[Do better, urban planners.] Quality bike lanes are good for cyclists, as well as drivers and pedestrians. Bad bike lanes are good for a bit of amusement, but very little else. I can’t believe this one hasn’t killed someone.Link: https://momentummag.com/worst-bike-lanes/ | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 5 months ago

A Temporary Skywatching Target

Not all space accomplishments are worthy of praise | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Unsafe at Any Snake

Don’t bring pythons home for your kids either. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

There Was a Horse Loose on a Cargo Plane

Come for the horse, stay for the lesson on fuel jettisoning | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

All Just One Big Head

[“Best described as just a head crawling along the seafloor”] Starfish are really weird. They have no blood and no brains. They eat by vomiting their stomach out of their mouth and engulfing prey within it. They move around on thousands of tiny tube feet. And many have the extrao … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Acting Maliciously and in Bad Faith

[They got hit with a 35% surchage for this nonsense.] After a Colorado welding company was ordered to pay a $23,500 settlement to a subcontractor, they decided to build a custom metal box. Why? So they could delivery their payment via three-plus tons of loose coins, of course. Pr … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Laser Eyes Considered Harmful

[Imagine trying to explain this to your boss.] Way way back in the year 2022, NFTs were a thing some people cared about for some reason. At the time, I gave a very simple primer on NFTs, one which may be worth refreshing your memory on. After that, you can determine just how much … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Sally Snowman Kicks Ass

[She’s the last official lighthouse keeper in America.] Back in 2015, I met a woman with the unlikely name of Sally Snowman. Since 2003, Snowman has been the keeper of Boston Light, the first lighthouse built in the American colonies. I was fortunate enough to be able to visit it … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Just Hook It to His Veins

[What’s the worst that could have happened?] Yesterday was the three year anniversary of one of the most absurd moments in all of modern politics, the infamous Four Seasons Total Shitshow. Today, I saw an article about what could have been another such moment. Apparently, back in … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

It’s Just a Very Inconvenient Crime

[This crime definitely did not pay.] Back in April, I linked to the goofy theft of over 2,000,000 dimes. A few months later, four men have been arrested and charged. Did they get to enjoy their spoils? No. No they did not. In the weeks after the theft, the others allegedly conve … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

All Materials Are Springs

[We’re all just springs, man.] Sometimes, technology is both amazing and ridiculous, as in the case of Mark Rober’s tiny “Nerf” guns. This may look small, but he eventually went far, far smaller.Link: https://www.cnet.com/science/biology/how-mark-robers-dna-nerf-guns-could-lead- … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

I’ve Heard of a Compact Sedan

[But this is ridiculous.] Recently in Southborough, Massachusetts, a woman drove through a safety chain and hopped a curb before ultimately landing her car in a trash compactor. It’s something to see: [Photo credit: Southborough Fire Department] Just as I’ll never fully trust a g … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Bad Bedside Manner

[I’m pretty sure “remove it before you show them” is part of the Hippocratic Oath.]Earlier this year, a woman in Taiwan heard an unexplained rustling for several days. When she finally saw a doctor, he determined that there was a spider living in her ear. A spider. Living. In her … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

You Are Not Required to Post

[Unless you’re a high-ranking elected official, or possibly an ambassador.]A couple weeks back, while writing briefly about the horrors in Israel and Gaza, I noted that “people should consider staying silent, listening, and learning”. Since that post, I’ve seen contradictory sugg … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Better Than Most Traffic Jams

[“A raging inferno of fireworks” is a wonderful phrase.]When a semi-trailer collided with a pickup truck that was towing a trailer of fireworks, the situation got explosive. The bad news for some passing motorists is that the highway was closed for about an hour. The good news is … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago

Candy Cannibalism

[I suppose Sour Patch Kids are the human version of this.]I believe a bear stole from a convenience store. The video shows that much. Security camera footage from the store caught the bear casually walking in at around 6:30 a.m. on Monday, going through racks of chocolate bars be … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 6 months ago