Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.Today's News: Psssst. Hey, London. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This whole time we could have been united.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.Today's News: Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary Roa … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.Today's News: Another lovely review for A City on Mars. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.Today's News: Very sweet rev … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?Today's News: Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith. | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The belly button is the least objectionable one.Today's News: PSST NYC | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.Today's News: PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?Today's News: narf | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.Today's News: A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's Weekly … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies. Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.Today's News: In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to instagra … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.Today's News: Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my reader … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.Today's News: Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it. | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVEToday's News: Last chance! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Finally an uplifting SMBC.Today's News: Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.Today's News: Last 72 hours! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?Today's News: Final 4 days! | Continue reading