Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.Today's News: Or click here to see.The paper was based on a culled chapter from A City … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.Today's News: ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't even … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.Today's News: Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINKToday's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to appreciate that your current situation is in line with the nature of things.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.Today's News: Hello! If you missed the kickstarter, or just want a joke book about cosmology or a signed copy of A City on Mars, please go here soon. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!Today's News: We're a best book of the year! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I am not tholin' this colon?Today's News: PSSST. Hey London! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.Today's News: Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.Today's News: Geeks of the UK! If you pre-order soon, you get a 20% discount on my new book, A … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I really do yay like that, though.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like that.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.Today's News: Hey guys, ask us anything because WE TOOK OVER THE BARNES & NOBLE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Did you know you can just BUY arcade tickets?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Somehow this became inspired by nature week.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on mastodon liked it that here we are.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.Today's News: Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.Today's News: Psssst. Hey, London. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This whole time we could have been united.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.Today's News: Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary Roa … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:C'monnnnnn hatemail.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.Today's News: Another lovely review for A City on Mars. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Did this happen to anyone else or just me?Today's News: Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know? | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.Today's News: Very sweet rev … | Continue reading