Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.Today's News: Nice review of our space book in WSJ. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell from whom...Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Rar.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.Today's News: Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.Today's News: Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society? | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway said 'Fuck literature' but it *is* more out-of-context.Today's News: Right here. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.Today's News: Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.Today's News: Happy New Year, | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.Today's News: Cool article we contributed to for NYT. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can also cast subways and dig them up!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm just saying it's a valid concern.Today's News: No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's uniforms all the way down, man.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now eat your goals of green thing!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really this caption can work for any comic.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.Today's News: | Continue reading