Edward Albee’s 1962 classic play has been adapted numerous times throughout the decades but never like the immersive performance put on by Debbie a... | Continue reading
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Dear Valued Customer,As you may or may not be aware—depending on whether Daniel Tiger has done an episode yet about global economics—the pandemic ... | Continue reading
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Kind regards,Alex Russell- - -Many of my co-workers have recently started putting their preferred pronouns in their email signatures. This is ver... | Continue reading
Two Jews sitting around talking about Bernard Malamud—that’s me and Peter Orner, me in Seattle, him in Hanover, New Hampshire, where he directs the... | Continue reading
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Now and then, in this workaday world, things do happen in the delightful storybook fashion, and I dare say this is one of those times. For as much ... | Continue reading
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Dear Mr. Wilson:RE: Package from You, July 5th, 2021.We appreciate you sending your latest LP, At My Piano, in advance of its release. Of course,... | Continue reading
Lord Henry flung himself onto the divan and said to the beautiful Dorian Gray, “Mr. Gray, the aim of life is self-development. We must remember wha... | Continue reading
If you’ve been away from academia for a few years, you may have forgotten how to write in a way that’s suitable for higher education. Not to worry,... | Continue reading
We at the Democratic Party understand that you all have rights and want to keep them. We love that for you. But lately, we’ve heard some concerns. ... | Continue reading
“The case that could lead to the end of Roe v. Wade includes a novel argument: that the right to an abortion is no longer necessary because it has ... | Continue reading
“The Supreme Court seemed poised on Wednesday to uphold a Mississippi law that bans abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy, based on sometimes tense... | Continue reading
1. First of all, you don’t need to move to Hollywood to get a writing job. There are plenty of things to write for here in our suburban New Jersey ... | Continue reading
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Hello Friends,On Giving Tuesday, we thought we could highlight some of the nonprofits we admire, in case you’re looking for worthy causes.THE VAL... | Continue reading
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I stand before you today to announce that I have officially decided to run for Congress. As with most of our current elected officials, I do not ca... | Continue reading
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I’m not Nick Fury. I am an intern at Disney. My name is Sunshine Pacino. I am Al Pacino’s nephew. My entire job is to tell people they are being ro... | Continue reading
On this Black Friday and Cyber Monday, you could give more money to Amazon, or…You could give some to independent bookstores. If you do, we will g... | Continue reading
Dear Faculty,Beginning next semester, we will be moving from two-factor to ten-factor authentication requirements for accessing the university’s d... | Continue reading
REPORTER: I’m here live with Ted moments after completing his first Thanksgiving dinner at the Grown-Ups’ Table. At only 12 years and 209 days, you... | Continue reading
If mashed potatoes and gravy see each other before dinnertime, their partnership is doomed to fail. That’s why they get ready in separate dishes. S... | Continue reading
“Nearly all of what historians have learned about the first Thanksgiving comes from a single eyewitness report: a letter written in December 1621 ... | Continue reading
“President Joe Biden is betting that his unprecedented coronavirus vaccine mandate will prevail against a flurry of lawsuits aiming to strike it do... | Continue reading
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So, that’s Tofurky, huh? Oh man, this is awkward. I appreciate you having me over for Thanksgiving, and I think it’s great that you’re living a veg... | Continue reading
1. International Men’s Day (IMD) takes place every November 19th, so a heavy jacket is best if you plan to celebrate outdoors or—like me—solemnly w... | Continue reading
"The phrase ’Let’s go Brandon’ made its way into the US political discourse after a reporter misquoted a crowd chanting an obscenity about Biden, w... | Continue reading
To Whom It May Concern,As Director of College Counseling at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, it is my unique privilege and contractual ... | Continue reading