Thank you for your interest in saving the lives of precious, little six-week-old embryos all across our great state of Texas. By committing to join... | Continue reading
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My unwavering commitment to the equality of all people, to dismantling the hegemony that has kept so many oppressed for so long, is my raison d’êtr... | Continue reading
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Originally published October 1, 2019.- - -Amanda Uhle spoke with Shelly Oria on the WCBN podcast Living Writers about the collection Oria edited, ... | Continue reading
Here’s the thing about men. We’re fearless.We punch through BRICKS with our BARE HANDS. We ride DIRT BIKES and eat SALTY MEATS. We’re also not eve... | Continue reading
Thank you, everyone, for completing the Faculty Success Survey. During these challenging times, we understand that many of you are feeling great st... | Continue reading
God came to Adam and Eve and said that one of them would have to bear children. Adam puffed his chest out and answered in a tone of cocky confidenc... | Continue reading
In the current era of hyper-partisanship, many have taken to using out-of-context quotes by us and asking what we would think of pretty much any po... | Continue reading
When I was in college I found my way to the study of history because I’m interested in what and how we remember, but I found my way to poetry—or po... | Continue reading
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Art by Fritz Lang- - -This piece, selected by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for the 2021 O. Henry Prize, originally appeared in McSweeney’s 55. To get... | Continue reading
This piece, selected by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for the 2021 O. Henry Prize, originally appeared in McSweeney’s 56. To get stories like this on yo... | Continue reading
The Sixth Circle of Hell will be closed Tuesdays until further notice. Due to government handouts, no one wants to dangle you heretics over lakes o... | Continue reading
Heat, in Sandra Lim’s stunning new collection The Curious Thing, is understandable. Can be described. “Our bodies swelled and stank,” she writes of... | Continue reading
Dear BIPOCStudent6,Congratulations! You have been accepted into A Musical Theater Program That Is Now Accepting Multiple People of Color! Yes, yes... | Continue reading
Dear class,I am extremely pleased with the work you all were able to accomplish this semester. I know we all faced some adversity over the past fe... | Continue reading
Years ago, as many of you know, I, Agatha Trunchbull, was driven from my career in education by a telekinetic pest with a vendetta against me. I ha... | Continue reading
Muslims will “never forget” 9/11 for very different reasons. The fact that even writing that sentence feels blasphemous speaks to the guilt that Mu... | Continue reading
I hadn’t the slightest idea that my life would change. It was two weeks into my freshman year of college. I was living away from home for the first... | Continue reading
1.In a remote community in nineteenth-century Sweden, a husband and wife—the grocer Johan (Max von Sydow) and the pianist Karin (Liv Ullmann)—deba... | Continue reading
Teachers: COVID has thinned the applicant pool for administrator positions. YOU can fill the need for fresh educational professionals TODAY. Simply... | Continue reading
As the 20th anniversary of the September 11th attacks approaches, I recognize that our country should learn about those tragic events, but I take i... | Continue reading
“Despite the irony of furious takedowns and defensiveness inspired by a show about treating people with respect, Ted Lasso has become a shibboleth ... | Continue reading
Neo, this is your last chance. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take th... | Continue reading
There are many threads and styles and moods in Fady Joudah’s Tethered to Stars—the book is a constellation of these things—but at one point a gorge... | Continue reading
We’re a team.We stick together.We root for each other.When life’s tough, we don’t quit until we punch it in the end zone.We call football “foot... | Continue reading
The Clif Bar company’s motto is Make It Good. A past one was Feed Your Adventure. These taglines don’t accord with my lived experience of scarfing ... | Continue reading
I’m just a lowly seventeenth-century British sailor, not some fancy-pants seventeenth-century British sawbones, but there’s one thing I know for su... | Continue reading
Performance review: the final frontier. This is the employee review of Commander William T. Riker of the USS Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to... | Continue reading
PART IShort Answer Questions1. Some who become ill with COVID-19 need to be intubated and placed on ventilators. Intubation is a painful, invasiv... | Continue reading
Under the pressure to meet someone’s definition of the hip or the relevant, much contemporary poetry can seem skittish, ungrounded, neither here no... | Continue reading
Hi team,I hope this email finds you well. By now, you have no doubt read the memo from Corporate announcing that we’re going to return to the offi... | Continue reading
Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine... | Continue reading
Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine... | Continue reading
Dear Occupant —We have been trying to reach you regarding your outstanding Armageddon response.We see from your account that you originally recei... | Continue reading
Do not feed the duck.Do not feed the duck bread. Bread offers little nutritional value for ducks, and the empty calories often cause bloat. Worse,... | Continue reading