Dear Camp Mosquito,Thank you for accepting my child for your “Tent, Ticks, and Chill: Session I” this summer. The registration form had a 100-char... | Continue reading
Welcome to B.C. Richard and Stone in beautiful downtown Bedrock! You have questions, we have answers! Learn more about us below, as well as the ans... | Continue reading
My name is Dave, I live in a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, and for the last eleven months I’ve been tormented by my landlord, a giant raccoon ... | Continue reading
“Remember when woke used to be cool? And now it’s Mom on Facebook. Like, I don’t know what happened.” — Jemele Hill on MSNBC, April 8, 2021.- - -1... | Continue reading
Part of the project of modern poets, picking up where people like William Blake and William Wordsworth left off, has been to reanimate animism. To ... | Continue reading
In the beginning was the Word, and I don’t know what the Word was, but I swear to frigging Dad, it was not “followers.”I was just a youngish Son o... | Continue reading
“The Return of FOMO: Our Uneasy, Great Reopening.” — Cover article of New York Magazine, June 2021.- - -Now is the winter of our discontentMade H... | Continue reading
The house of my dreams gets put on the market. I make an offer, but because the realtor is so thrilled about my decision to move back, she gives me... | Continue reading
“… Bring on the bear hugs [and] the awkward don’t-know-if-we-should-hug hugs.” — CNN on the return of hugs for those who have been fully vaccinated... | Continue reading
Hi, great to connect. I’m a passionate creative who crafts captivating stories for high-quality clients, because my preference is to live.Here’s m... | Continue reading
“The Lunk Alarm of J. Alfred Prufrock”I’m addicted-way o-tay ose-thay ape-gray ootsie-tay olls-ray ey-thay ave-hay in-way e-thay ont-fray. It’s in... | Continue reading
Hi, neighbor! Just wanted to stop by and formally introduce myself, even though I’m sure you and everyone else with a pair of ears in a five-mile r... | Continue reading
I am not a huge alcohol drinker. Even during college, I wasn’t exactly a big partier. The college I went to doesn’t even have its own sororities. T... | Continue reading
1. “The ads are the worst part about it.”2. “Why do I need to spend money in order to buy more money?”3. “I don’t feel comfortable about these ki... | Continue reading
1.LIEUTENANT DAVIDSON: We got another call about that bar down on 3rd Street.HERO: AW, COME ON! What the conk, Lieutenant! Johnson’s out there th... | Continue reading
As an aspiring politician who loves this country and greatly admires our Founding Fathers, I cannot help but point out the areas where they were a ... | Continue reading
Wash and sterilize used bottles.Take out the trash bag full of dirty diapers.Start a load of laundry for the third time this week.Why is there s... | Continue reading
- - -Dave Eggers’s new short story, The Museum of Rain is a testament to family, a ballad to leisurely walking in nature, and a reflection on the ... | Continue reading
July 10, 1968Dear Mr. Schulz,Do you know what it’s like to wander through life, having no significant conversations and participating in no signi... | Continue reading
“Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin on Sunday defended his decision to vote against a sweeping voting rights bill and reiterated his opposition to gutting... | Continue reading
We’re so glad that we were able to catch you the instant you listed your house on Zillow. My wife and I knew it would pay off to stalk the website ... | Continue reading
Hey, man! It’s been a while. What a year, huh? Really nice to be able to see people again. Sorry, am I talking weird? I’m not? Oh good. I’m a littl... | Continue reading
Before you begin, have bandages of several sizes handy, even if you are just repairing a teddy bear.You will find your manual for the broken unit,... | Continue reading
Dylan ThomasDonut, go gentle into that good night:In middle-age, I beg you, stay away.I can’t afford to take another bite.Although you’ve helpe... | Continue reading
As many offices return to in-person work, some women are concerned about reverting to the pre-pandemic white-collar norms that perpetuated inequali... | Continue reading
We’re sad to see you go. If you have a moment, will you please tell us why you unsubscribed? Please? Failure to do so will cancel your request.1. ... | Continue reading
Your first OBGYN visit“On your first visit to the OBGYN, you will receive information about the facilities, the birth team, and undergo an ultraso... | Continue reading
Your Gen X loved ones have survived so much: the Cold War, latchkey childhoods, mosh pits, COVIDs-19-through-27. They were born into a world withou... | Continue reading
Having knowledge in STEM is critical, and there is no better time to start a child’s journey into STEM than right now. Enough weirdos have said thi... | Continue reading
Huddle up, team. Has anyone seen that rectangular board thing that coaches use for doodles and other coaching stuff? Ah, here it is. Now trust me w... | Continue reading
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This user manual will guide you in the application of remote state high-stakes testing. To ensure successful test administration for your district’... | Continue reading
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John Brandon’s new novel, Ivory Shoals, is his fifth book — joining the novels Arkansas, Citrus County, A Million Heavens , and the story collecti... | Continue reading
Hey dude! How’s it going?! It’s me, someone you vaguely remember from high school, and I wanted to check your interest in joining this pyramid sche... | Continue reading
It feels weird and cold where my mask used to be. Is this normal?It’s normal to feel uncomfortable without a mask in public after wearing one for ... | Continue reading
It feels weird and cold where my mask used to be. Is this normal?It’s normal to feel uncomfortable without a mask in public after wearing one for ... | Continue reading
Everyone! This coming weekend, there’s going to be a big gathering of people! The big gathering of people will be in a neighborhood! This will be t... | Continue reading
“Amy Cooper, a white woman who last year became a symbol of the routine racism that Black people face in their daily lives, is suing her former emp... | Continue reading
NAME: Whitman, WalterPhysician Notes: Goes by “Walt.”ADDRESS: The GrassNotes: Is this a housing development? Clarify with patient.AGE:I, no... | Continue reading
Bedtime TeaFrom our family to yours, enjoy our perfectly crafted bedtime tea made with soothing chamomile and a touch of relaxing lavender.Bedtim... | Continue reading
Thank you for your patience as we continue with our telehealth platform for all non-urgent doctor appointments. Be sure to follow the directions be... | Continue reading
With the Friends reunion out on HBO Max, there’s never been a better time to talk about the most under-examined element of the hit sitcom: the icon... | Continue reading
“The United States reached a new milestone in the fight against COVID-19 on Tuesday: 50 percent of adults are now fully vaccinated against the viru... | Continue reading
1. Just relax!2. Go on a vacation.3. Have you tried charting your cycle?4. Offer a libation to the goddess of vegetation.5. Get drunk. I can’t ... | Continue reading
It hath come to my attention that you 21st-century humans are slowly emerging from the “COVID-19 pandemic.” I too survived a great pestilence durin... | Continue reading
“Republican lawmakers have recently downplayed or outright denied the violence of the January 6 insurrection as a bipartisan agreement to investiga... | Continue reading
Freedom is not a given. We’re always one generation away from accepting the unthinkable.Forcing me, a good vaccine, to inject myself into the life... | Continue reading